Defective Mattress

I get a call from a raging Cita. She has called Mattress Giant about Kate's new mattress.

"I called Mattress Giant and told them to come get Kate's mattress."
"Why?" I ask.
She responds as if I am deaf AND don't speak English. "BECAUSE IT IS DEFECTIVE!"
"It's defective?"
Unbelievably frustrated, "Yes! It makes that weird squeaky noise."
"Cita, that is the cover."
"What cover?!"
"The $80 cover they sold you to fight dust mites for Kate's allergies."
"Oh. Well, they are still coming out."

I hope I am not home when he comes out.